Jessica Biel Getting Naked, Which Is Unremarkable For An Actress But You Want To Look All The Same , Jessica Biel was scarred by taking her clothes off in 'Powder Blue', a film she's made that no-one watched
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Apparently, Jessica Biel was scarred by taking her clothes off in 'Powder Blue', a film she's made that no-one watched. No. She's not disrobing with a chainsaw you dolt. Her scars are emotional.
Emotional scars are the worst ones aren't they? Mind-scabs are agony.
Anyway, despite saying that she found it "brutal" to see images of her naked body strewn across the Internet thanks to the nudey clip from the film (which you can watch over the jump if you're unbearably lonely), she's actually willing to do it again. That's because she's an actor and they sometimes take their clothes off. It's spectacularly unremarkable news. Unremarkable news with boobs though.
She said in an interview, which we suspect was incredibly interesting:
"If a director I trusted came to me with an amazing opportunity and it felt organic, I would do it"
Organic eh? The smoothie makers at Innocent must be thrilled at this news then.
Of course, like any story involving a sensitive, serious actor, there's a catch. See, while you may have clicked over the jump to get a look at a famous pair of busters, you may need the Kleenex to wipe away your tears of sorrow (good thing that you cry when you masturbate anyway).
Her film sees her stripping for money, which will make you perverts cheer! Alas, she's a woman forced into stripping so she can raise money for her terminally ill son. BUZZKILL!
Biel admitted that she thought it was "unfortunate" that her nakedness became more of a talking point than the message behind the film itself, but at least she's learned the importance of boobies now. Boobies are more important than anything ever.
The gloom surrounding this economic crisis would be abated if all governments simply installed giant screens in every town centre displaying bare-chested humans.
You don't care though. You just want to see Jessica Biel in just her knickers don't you?
Here you go then, you wretched perv.