Monday, October 27, 2008

The Hills Gone Wild Audrina took her top off

The Hills Gone Wild Audrina took her top off

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Audrina took her top off! After she slowly untied her sarong! Soft music vamped in the background! Christ, this really was the Hills episode we've been waiting for.
Truth be told, Audrina's disrobing was the highlight of an otherwise non-eventful episode. The Hills crew really should have structured it so the top came off first, then we could go back in time to see the series of events leading up to Audrina's jubblies bobbing fancy free in the backyard pool.
A few other things happened, too. None of them are nearly as important and interesting as Audrina taking her top off, but I guess we should pay lip service to the plot, right?:
Spencer met with Stephanie at a coffee bar called Karma (appropriate?) and likened recent visits from Heidi's family to being "bombed like Pearl Harbor."
An Australian named Corey treated Audrina like a lady should be treated. Which is to say he did not make out with any other girls in front of her. His gentlemanly ways earned him a sleepover.
The gang's plan to vacation in Cabo became fraught when it was revealed that both Justin Bobby and Corey will be attending. The phrase it's on was used several times.
Forced to choose between Spencer and her sister, Heidi pushed Holly out of the house and, we are to assume, into the arms and employ of Joe Francis.
Lauren, who is boring because she never takes her top off, continues to vie for more camera-time through unorthodox means—the growth and cultivation of a faint mustache.

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